Thursday, January 24, 2008

Oh my poor dumb baby

Today I received a most distressing call from the Sheriff. My littlest pig had built his house of straw and that Big Horrible Wolf came and blew it down. HE ALMOST ATE MY BABY!!! I knew he was not the smartest pig in the bunch. I once rolled over him in the pen...maybe that's why he turned out so dumb. It's all my fault!!!!!!!!!!! Luckily he got away from the wolf and ran to his brother's house. I do hope my other boys build stronger homes that will keep that wicked wolf out...I better go and call them right away to see how they are doing.

Friday, November 30, 2007

The Saddest Day of My Life

Today was the worst day of my life. I knew I wanted my piggies to move out and I was so excited for this day to come. I have been helping them pack all their things for the last month. I was so looking forward to having the house all to ourselves again...just me and my honey! I was thinking that I could make a few changes around the house. Maybe change one of the boys room's into a home theater with a 52' inch t.v. and Sony surround sound system. I could renovate another room to make my own home gym, complete with a treadmill, stair climber and bike. I was saving the last and biggest room for the best renovation ever. A complete home spa fully
equipped with a staff of 50 pigs already to serve my every whim. I think I would enjoy having a daily pedicure and manicure. Maybe even a mud facial and mud wrap...ahh I couldn't wait!

But today when they walked out that front to their own new lives without their momma...I thought I would die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got down on my knees and begged them to stay. I groveled "Please boys I will try to do better!" I promised to make only their favorite meals, make their beds, send their laundry to the cleaners and anything else their hearts desire. THEY STILL left ME:(

MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!